Hello!
My name is... oh, I'm sorry, I can't tell you. It's a secret. You know, we KGB guys must have our secrets. All I can say is that friends call me 'Butcher'.
Let me introduce myself: I'm one and a half meter tall, my left leg is a bit shorter than the right. I have no hair, one of my eyes is black, the other one is green. Well, that's all. Oh, yes: I'm cross-eyed and I stoop (garbić się) all the time.
My family: I am an orphan, two years ago I had a sister, but she was murdered. Who could done such a terrible thing? Don't look at me, it wasn't me!
Maybe I should tell you what I dis- and like. Well, I like music. Especially Britney! I LOVE his lyrics, they are so poetic. I also like the fragrance (zapach) of fresh blood, hunting everything that walks (or not, doesn't make any difference to me). I LOVE BG, and her GENIUS Windows 95. It's a cool virus! I hate birds, rocks, electromagnetic interference, English lessons, and, of course, I hate chairs. Yuck! Fooy!
Now I'm studying in the OHP. It's a cool school, really! In my class (or a work camp, it means the same) there is a Copernicus (a strange creature that had never been seen) and a swamp (bagienny) monster. I have a friend - he is an evil daemon. We are cognate (pokrewne) souls. Well, that's my class.
In the future I want to be a Dżihad warrior. What will I do? Oh, nothing interesting, just killing people all day, demolishing buildings, using nuclear and biological weapons.
That's the end, bye bye!
PS: LONG LIVE MOTHER RUSSIA
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